List #2

Last night when I was closing the library, I found another list.

This one said:

egg bacon
tomato

2 x glasses
1 tea

I wonder if it was the same person? And what are they planning?

Cake or biscuit?

My main problem with Jaffa Cakes is not the “are they a biscuit or a cake?” debate (cake, quite clearly) but rather that they are so damn small! They are the only biscuits/cakes/niceness in the office, and I am here on my own. They announce very proudly on the packaging that there are 15 Jaffa Cakes inside, so if I eat them all, people will know just how very piggy I have been. Now do you see what the problem is?

What I need is one of these.