Friday, December 16, 2005

Speaking of genius...

Three things people have said to me at work in the last month...

1. Woman filling in library application form - "What country is this?". What? Let's just be glad she knew her name.

2. Woman on a Saturday library tour - "So, are you only open Monday to Friday?". Actual answer "Errr, no, we're open on a Saturday as well". In my head answer "No, we're closed, all these people here working are actors". Alternative in my head answer "Yes, and this is all a dream, a dream, a dream...".

3. Man sitting in library. That's in the library. "Are you open?" Actual answer (a very snappy) "Yes!". In my head answer "No. We're closed. That's why you couldn't get through the locked door".

1 comment:

VeruLinA said...

I totally understand you. I`m a seller, and people ask things you would never believe!