Wednesday, June 15, 2005

Richie not Richey

Richie (not Richey) Edwards has joined The Darkness as their new bassist. I am most disappointed that the new bassist is not husband of Booky B in his pirate outfit, and here are some other things that I have noticed:

1. He is nowhere near hairy enough for The Darkness
2. He looks like he should be the new member of Right Said Fred
3. His name is Richie Edwards, we can't hear the spelling difference can we? Imagine the upset amongst the old school Manics fans!
4. He has no moustache (see point 1)
5. He doesn't look like he just fell out of The Village People like Frankie did

and finally

6. I am thinking about this way too much

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